Rudolph Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Getting to Know You

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Turtle Trailer Court

Thatched roof car.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Reindeer

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Quentin Tarantino

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Oscars 2024

A child and his dog

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Casting Director

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Vampire Umbrella

"But only during rehearsal."

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'