Rudolph Enthusiast Mugs

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Thatched roof car.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Reindeer

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Oscars 2024

A child and his dog

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Casting Director

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"But only during rehearsal."