Rudolph Revelers Mugs

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Reindeer

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'It's an old football injury.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

Speleologist

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

"Same here. It's my first time too."

Father Christmas and Rudolph

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

'What else could I have done? My red nose is not that bright anymore.'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

"Even though the song says you guys 'loved him' and 'shouted out with glee'. I can sense deep resentment towards Rudolph. . ."

'This is the Island of REAL misfit toys.'

'Me, I'm in Risk Management, how about you?'

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion

Do you know the time, Santa?

'...winning coxless four...'