Relocation Revelers Mugs

Movers and Shakers

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'It's an old football injury.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Is it true the company is being relocated in Spain?

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Couch Potatoes

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

Topsy-Turveydom

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

"Same here. It's my first time too."

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

'I'm glad it's friday.'

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

Candour.

'Me, I'm in Risk Management, how about you?'

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion