Rudolph Revelers Pillows

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Reindeer

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'It's an old football injury.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

Speleologist

'What else could I have done? My red nose is not that bright anymore.'

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

Father Christmas and Rudolph

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"You look like a grapefruit squished inside a blueberry."

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

"Even though the song says you guys 'loved him' and 'shouted out with glee'. I can sense deep resentment towards Rudolph. . ."

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion

'Me, I'm in Risk Management, how about you?'

'...winning coxless four...'

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