Rudolph Fans Pillows

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

'What else could I have done? My red nose is not that bright anymore.'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Reindeer

Decaying corpse

Mars Rover

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'

"Oh my goodness! You've got walruses."

'Rodin's wet blanket'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

If Dogs Made Perfume

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

'How could cute hurt so much?'

Curiosity Killed The (Martian) Cat...

You're SORRY?!! You bite the manager in the neck and fly out the window and all you can say is you're SORRY?!!

'Hip!'

Father Christmas and Rudolph

Geez!! Rudolf has put on some weight during lockdown

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?