Rodin Fan Gifts

'Rodin's wet blanket'

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'Einsteiners.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

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'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Reindeer

Berta screams out!

Mars Rover

Workplace Shinanigans

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Mick Jagger.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Rodins rotten juggler

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Mick Jagger

Albert Einstein and book

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

War and Peace

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Rolling Stones

'Penny for them, Albert.'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Einstein discovers that the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, but the speed of Lite beer is only 65 MPH.

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

Who said money was not a motivator?

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

Singing of Love

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

"You're gettin' too big for your dang britches."

Keith Richards