Rodin Enthusiast Gifts

War and Peace

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A man and his dog both reading.

Monster Self-Help

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

HS2

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

"Go deep!"

Flower lamp.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

Dolphin tricks.