Rolling Pin Aficionado Gifts

'Do you want a bag with that?'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Arts and crafts

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

The interminable!

'We have the same pinterest.'

'-and what makes YOU so sure my missus is waiting up for me?'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

Monster Roller Coaster

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

Cricket ball deliveries

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

Monstrosa Impressus

Mum's baking is best!

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Pastry eats the rolling pin.

"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten I'm making pastry purses with brie and cranberry confit."

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Diddly

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

Tunnel of Butts.

'Anything new on your roller coaster design?'

Rough justice

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."

"This roller coaster relationship is starting to make me feel a little sick, Kevin."

Significant risk.

I think I just oiled myself...

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Cat Bowling