Lapel Pin Enthusiast Gifts

Monstrosa Impressus

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'We have the same pinterest.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

'That's where we at the fine print.'

Jungle of Paragraphs.

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

When Lawyers Propose

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, I'm twelve years old and I still can't make a half-court shot in basketball. What should I do? - Moe. Moe, I know you want a quick fix, but there's no substitute for hard work. Master the half-court shot the way I mastered needle-point, practice five hours a day for seventy-five years … while giving your competitors backhanded compliments. With diligence, you'll eventually outlive anyone who knows your failings … which means they never

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

Before Powerpoint Presentations

'Just a bit more, mother - then you can go bowling.'

'I'm an attorney. My card -- pay no attention to the fine print.'

Cat Bowling

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

Bowling.

"He always reads the small print."

Woman watering her pin wheel.

'Maybe you shouldn't pet Ms.Puss so hard.'

"This is my lawyer—he's going to handle the fine print."

'He's done a lot of Pinter' (actor delivers famous line from Hamlet, but punctuated with long pauses)

Bowling alley.

Bettie Page caricature

'Oh, man - how many times have I told you? Measure twice, cut once.'

Man deflated by Flag Day pin

License Plates

It's seasonal depression time!

So far your resume is excellent. I can't wait to get to the fine print.

'Do you want a bag with that?'

'Madame Charlie Dimmock'