Lapel Pin Enthusiast Pillows

Monstrosa Impressus

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

'That's where we at the fine print.'

Jungle of Paragraphs.

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

When Lawyers Propose

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

Bowling.

Cat Bowling

'Just a bit more, mother - then you can go bowling.'

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

'I'm an attorney. My card -- pay no attention to the fine print.'

"He always reads the small print."

Bowling alley.

'Maybe you shouldn't pet Ms.Puss so hard.'

'He's done a lot of Pinter' (actor delivers famous line from Hamlet, but punctuated with long pauses)

"This is my lawyer—he's going to handle the fine print."

Bettie Page caricature

'Oh, man - how many times have I told you? Measure twice, cut once.'

It's seasonal depression time!

Man deflated by Flag Day pin

So far your resume is excellent. I can't wait to get to the fine print.

License Plates

'Do you want a bag with that?'

'Madame Charlie Dimmock'

"We have a new fire and theft policy. We only pay if your house is burgled while its burning."