Pin-stripe Fanatic Pillows

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Cupcakes!

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

A stripe of stockbrokers

"Job interview!"

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

"Pi and mash squared please."

'We have the same pinterest.'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

"You think you're such a big shot, but let's see who they're playing with come December!"

Sailor and car

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

"You know, you could have just said that you wanted that last piece of pie, dear!"

'It's my birthday -tell me you're one of those sexy strip-o-gram girls!'

"What happened to you?" "I've been eating blackberry pie!"

'Just a bit more, mother - then you can go bowling.'

'Striped cats make me appear thinner.'

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

Thinking about Rugby

Bowling.

'Don't waste time on the dry foods, gang - head straight for that banana cream pie!'

Bettie Page caricature

Man deflated by Flag Day pin

Valentine's day striped card from a husband who knows his wife is obsessed with stripes.