Rodin Enthusiast Pillows

War and Peace

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

A man and his dog both reading.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

Monster Self-Help

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

HS2

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Go deep!"

Flower lamp.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

A train's dining car is a diner.

The Train to Nowhere

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."