Rubbish-resistant Runner Gifts

A man running on a treadmill covered in trash and broken needles

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Robber on treadmill

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

Wilfried Zaha

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

"Jog on!"

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

"No kidding …? This is my first reunion, too."

Closed for cleaning.

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

'This getting fit is killing me.'

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

Move over, pardner, you're ridin' in the horsepool lane!

"Probably a different guy."

"Back from your jog already? I thought you were going to go for the burn."

"It's almost EXACTLY like being outdoors."