Rubbish-resistant Runner T-Shirts

A man running on a treadmill covered in trash and broken needles

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Wilfried Zaha

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

"No kidding …? This is my first reunion, too."

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'This getting fit is killing me.'

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

"Probably a different guy."

'I went jogging this morning - actually got as far as the front gate!'

"Hey! This really is kind of fun!"

"It's almost EXACTLY like being outdoors."