Rspca Inspector Gifts

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you need to impress-he's an R.S.P.C.A Inspector!'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

Windmill Maintenance

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Deer Crossing.

'It's a cursor.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on my parents."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

"Even if you and your friends do drink to each other's health, you can't use your bar tab for a medical expense."

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'