Rspca Inspector T-Shirts

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you need to impress-he's an R.S.P.C.A Inspector!'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

Windmill Maintenance

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"I'm going to go ahead and blame this one on my parents."

'It's a cursor.'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

Deer Crossing.

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Even if you and your friends do drink to each other's health, you can't use your bar tab for a medical expense."