Royal Tradition Gifts

Best Guards.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

King George I

"She wishes to range free!"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TV jester.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'The Burrito King.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Czarcasm

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"