Royal Ceremony Chasers Gifts

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

All-Candy Seder.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Five minutes, General."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"God must have been very pleased."

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Any apologies for absence?"

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

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