Royal Ceremony Chasers Pillows

'It could be the wedding of the century!'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

All-Candy Seder.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

'They call it the people dance.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"God must have been very pleased."

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"Any apologies for absence?"

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

Not My Coronation Quiche

'Where's Beiber?'

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.