Cathedral Chaser Pillows

"God must have been very pleased."

Interior of Westminster Abbey

Southwark Fair.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Hildegard von Bingen

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

All-Candy Seder.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'Get me public relations!'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

"The worst is behind us!"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Cathedral Made Safe.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

The Missing Bell

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

"Five minutes, General."

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"He was a lucky sod right to the end."

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."