Chronometer Chaser Pillows

The Great March of Timepiece Progress

Cimafunk

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

ACME Balloon Company.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'And right here they merged...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Oh, I can't complain"

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

Running Latte

Early Exercise Machines

Dragon Graph

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."