Royal Buff Pillows

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Theorbo

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'The Burrito King.'

"It is we."

Next in Lion

May your Christmas be full of harmony

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

Best mates

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Verbal Orders

God save the Queen.

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

Seal blubber stew

Charles Dickens

Kit makes an appointment

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"Why, this is fit for me!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

The King In The Rain.

Planner at work.

Claudius Monteverdi.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'We need someone on the outside.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"