Royalty Humor Buff Pillows

"Okay, you're hired. But with this king you must bring along a jest explainer."

"It is we."

'The Burrito King.'

Next in Lion

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

Best mates

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"All rise."

God save the Queen.

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

The King In The Rain.

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

Our succession plan is we don't talk about it!

Rule of thumb.

"He gets all his news from us."

Surprise at the Royal Wedding

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Football Royalty

'it wasn't my parents' divorce that traumatized me — it was when my dad had my mom beheaded.'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'