"Okay, you're hired. But with this king you must bring along a jest explainer."
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"It is we."
'The Burrito King.'
'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'
Next in Lion
"Albert the Great—what a joke."
Best mates
"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."
"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."
"All rise."
God save the Queen.
'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'
"Oh well, what does a jester know?"
"Why, this is fit for me!"
"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."
'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'
"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."
'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'
The King In The Rain.
'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'
'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'
"Look! The Emperor has no clothes!"
'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'
Our succession plan is we don't talk about it!
"He gets all his news from us."
Surprise at the Royal Wedding
Rule of thumb.
Football Royalty
King and clown engage in role reversal.
The king is angry you build right on a fault line, and he didn't think it was funny when you called it a "bouncy castle."
Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.
'it wasn't my parents' divorce that traumatized me — it was when my dad had my mom beheaded.'
I was like, Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown! Them my physical therapist was like, Well, don't wear the crown to bed! And now my head feels much better.
'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'
'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'
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