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"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Theorbo

'The Burrito King.'

"It is we."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Next in Lion

May your Christmas be full of harmony

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Best mates

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Verbal Orders

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

God save the Queen.

Seal blubber stew

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Charles Dickens

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Our 4 Branches of Government

Kit makes an appointment

The King In The Rain.

Planner at work.

Claudius Monteverdi.

'We need someone on the outside.'

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."