"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."
Royal Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for the royal buff who adores everything regal? Our collection offers witty and charming items that combine their love for monarchy with a creative twist. From stylish mugs to fun t-shirts and cozy pillows, these gifts make a memorable surprise for anyone captivated by crowns, queens, and regal history. Whether it's for a birthday, special occasion, or just because, delight the royal enthusiast with something truly unique.
"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
Theorbo
'The Burrito King.'
"It is we."
'You've made a powerful enemy'
Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'
Next in Lion
May your Christmas be full of harmony
President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators
Best mates
If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction
"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."
"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."
Verbal Orders
"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."
God save the Queen.
Seal blubber stew
'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'
'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque
Charles Dickens
"Why, this is fit for me!"
"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."
'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'
Our 4 Branches of Government
Kit makes an appointment
The King In The Rain.
Planner at work.
Claudius Monteverdi.
'We need someone on the outside.'
"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"
'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'
"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."
Royal Buff Gifts Collection
Royal Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the royal buff—perfect for monarchy lovers who enjoy a good laugh with their morning brew.
Royal Buff Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with royal designs and humorous takes on monarchy—ideal for adding regal flair to any space.
Royal Buff Prints
Decorate with our royal themed prints—an excellent choice for the royal buff who wants to celebrate their passion with artistic flair.
Royal Buff T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the royal buff in your life—witty, stylish, and fit for a monarch of humor.