Monarch Buff Gifts

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Which Louis am I again?'

"That King's got NO sense of humour..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"It is we."

'The Burrito King.'

Missing You.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Next in Lion

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

Best mates

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

King completes rubik's cube.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."