Royal Barbecuer Gifts

The King Can Do No Wrong

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

The Royal Wii

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

King Pin

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Genie Barbecue.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

"Freeloader. Get a job."

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

Pharaoh on the toilet.

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

Football Royalty

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

"Hold it!"

King Charles III's coronation

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'