Royal Cooking Gifts

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

The Bearskin Hat Family

The Royal Wii

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

King Pin

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'Do you have an appointment?'

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'...perhaps it is rather tempting fate.'

"Son, that's a nasty looking hairy mole growing on top of your head."

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

"It makes me feel better about myself."

Football Royalty

The Queens Guard hair do.

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'So what do you do?'

'You were always a bit of a smart ass Watkins.'

Private Willis

'Not coronation chicken again!'

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

"They don't have a dish named chicken-a-la-queen, do they?"

Boxer with a pizza

Grenadiers

The King Can Do No Wrong

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

British Heatwave