Royal Barbecuer Pillows

The King Can Do No Wrong

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

The Royal Wii

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

King Pin

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Genie Barbecue.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

"Freeloader. Get a job."

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

Football Royalty

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

King Charles III's coronation

"Hold it!"

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

'Funny how his eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'