Royal Jokers Pillows

'Me? Autocratic? -- Why, I don't even own a car!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Photobooth Photobomb

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

Face Mask Romance

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Santa School.

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Musical Accidents

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

You know you're middle aged...

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."