Royal Jokers Pillows

'Me? Autocratic? -- Why, I don't even own a car!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Photobooth Photobomb

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

Face Mask Romance

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

Santa School.

Musical Accidents

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"Is our fish fresh? Sure it is! My dad is just delivering the latest catch..."

Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he?

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

Pinata Pranks