Bbq Royalty Gifts

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Beach Barbecue

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Aprons

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Burnt or Raw?

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'