Bbq Royalty T-Shirts

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Beach Barbecue

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Aprons

Ode to a Grill

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Burnt or Raw?

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Licensed to grill.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'