Barbecue King T-Shirts

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Genie Barbecue.

"That sure is one patriotic grill you got there, Herb."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Beach Barbecue

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Aprons

Ode to a Grill

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Burnt or Raw?

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'