Bbq King T-Shirts

"Freeloader. Get a job."

Mosquito Season

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Hold it!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Beach Barbecue

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Filet minion

Ode to a Grill

Aprons

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Burnt or Raw?

"You like yours well done, right?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'