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The King Can Do No Wrong

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Beach Barbecue

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

King George I

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Burnt or Raw?

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Come and get it!"

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Come and get it!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!