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Football Hooligan.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Lord George brings news of the debate

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'We're in a hurry.'

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

The keen cricket fan

Soccer Fans.

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

Footballer.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"I don't care how many chances the buffalo bills got�you're through!"

Football Applause

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

"Stop the commercialisation of football!!!"

"Here, take it if you want it so much!"

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'This should be interesting.'

'Of course he'll pick you up at the airport, mother. He's got a season ticket so he can go to football any time.'

"We'll swop at half time."