Rowdy Match Enthusiast Mugs

Football Hooligan.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Lord George brings news of the debate

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The commentators want to run the officials...

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'We're in a hurry.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

Soccer Fans.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

The keen cricket fan

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

Footballer.

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"I don't care how many chances the buffalo bills got�you're through!"

Football Applause

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

"Stop the commercialisation of football!!!"

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

"Here, take it if you want it so much!"

It's a football Sunday down there! The endorphins stayed at the tailgate party and are missing a great game! Seconds to go, and our team is down by two points! The coaching staph has sent in a play, and the neuron is calling the signals. The defense expected an adrenaline rush, but they lofted a high pass to a helium atom! Time for one more play! Yay! Woo hoo! Are they close enough to try a field goal? I think so, they're surrounded by blood cells! Yes! They're in the red zone!

'This should be interesting.'

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

'Of course he'll pick you up at the airport, mother. He's got a season ticket so he can go to football any time.'

'Dunno - must be the onions!'