Rowdy Pub Enthusiasts Mugs

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Your shout!"

The Reaper's Arms

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"I feel a draft."

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

William Tell Overture

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'