Rowdy Pub Enthusiasts Prints

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Your shout!"

The Reaper's Arms

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

'I haven't had too much at the pub - one packet of salt-and-vinegar and a cheese-and-onion.'

"I feel a draft."

William Tell Overture

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'