Weekend Match Devotee Mugs

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

The game comes first...

Football Delivery

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'We're in a hurry.'

"You're the sport on my telly"

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Rugby Mad.

Ball and Chain

Baseball Cheating

Turkey With All the Trimmings

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

Big match day.

Nothing was going to shake Bill from his seat during the cup final.

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

Soccer Fans.

Football fan

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."