Test Match Devotee Mugs

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I really crammed last night.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'We're in a hurry.'

Football Delivery

I love tennis

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Nothing was going to shake Bill from his seat during the cup final.

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

Footballer.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

I love Kung Fu.

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Football Applause

'These oxygen tanks go with your tickets. Where you're sitting, you'll need them.'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

'Yes, he was there his afternoon - that's his balloon floating in the penalty area.'

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

'Aha, this is exactly the same opening position as Botvinnick versus Capablanca in Rotterdam 1938.'

Tennis Fan

"We'll swop at half time."

Football prayers.