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". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Trojan Hurdler.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"You will be going on a long walk."

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"You have a strong interest in sports."

"I see a gullible stranger being fleeced of his hard-earned by a shameless charlatan."

'I'm your designated 'Reaping Manager'. . . I'm here to discuss your DEATH. . . It's all part of our 'Forward Facing Client Engagement Strategy.''

Football Hooligan.

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'Well, let's get to it. You pull one side and I'll pull the other.'

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

"First there will be some bad news... then things will get worse."

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

God/Saint Watching Football.

'Clairvoyant' 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Tempting Angels

'No. This is orcs. Shipping is extension 419.'

Camelot