Mystic Match Fans Prints

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Trojan Hurdler.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

"You will be going on a long walk."

'There, you see?... There aren't any humans hiding under your bed.'

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

"You have a strong interest in sports."

"I see a gullible stranger being fleeced of his hard-earned by a shameless charlatan."

Football Hooligan.

God/Saint Watching Football.

'Well, let's get to it. You pull one side and I'll pull the other.'

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

'I'm your designated 'Reaping Manager'. . . I'm here to discuss your DEATH. . . It's all part of our 'Forward Facing Client Engagement Strategy.''

When the Tooth Fairy takes her obsession with teeth a little too far.

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

'Clairvoyant' 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Tempting Angels

"First there will be some bad news... then things will get worse."

'No. This is orcs. Shipping is extension 419.'

"I'm getting ready to have my fortune read to see my future, but first I want to make sure I can see clearly."

A football, tennis racket, and a bowling pin are running across road. . . A nearby road sign reads: 'GAME CROSSING.'