Routine Specialist T-Shirts

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Synchronized sitting"

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

God's Kitchen

"He misses his commute ."

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'