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"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

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"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

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"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

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"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

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Clock in, Clock out.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"Synchronized sitting"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"He misses his commute ."

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."