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Mega Corp. Employee Entrance. I like to get to work early, before my brain knows what I'm up to.

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You keep impeccable time."

A Bloody Butcher

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Daily Routine

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"FISH ON"

"Give us a minute, honey."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Synchronized sitting"