Routine Management T-Shirts

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Daily Routine

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"Wednesday proctology clinic."

"Synchronized sitting"

"You again?"

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"He misses his commute ."

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."