Routine Masters Prints

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"You keep impeccable time."

A Bloody Butcher

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"FISH ON"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

"Give us a minute, honey."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I’ve got to wake up early so I’m just going to wear my clothes for tomorrow to bed."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Clock in, Clock out.

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Synchronized sitting"

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.